Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love

Seriously? CHEESY is the best word to describe what will be this entire season of The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love (including its title). Bare with me on this one. I've been a fan of the show for the past few seasons..not missing an episode, but I haven't seen many a bachelor from the previous years. I KNOW it's fake and very produced, but I still find it quite pleasurable to watch. I couldn't believe "they" picked Jake to be the bachelor "because of all the fan mail requesting him." Yeah right! Ok, I just deleted the list of adjectives describing how annoying he is to me, but on the other hand I think it makes for an entertaining show...just roll with it, ya know? Let's just point out some of the most memorable highlights from last night's season premier.
A.) He CAN NOT throw a football. SO Girly. uck! *my friend, Angela, and I had to replay this several times and each time it looked worse. Then we got the professional opinion of my husband and he was in shock, and then quickly left the room. and by the way, didn't it look like he was lying when he told the chick he played football in highshool? (yea, maybe like 9th grade when everyone made the team and he sat the bench the whole time)
B.) Jake has some sort of eye spasm....let's watch for it some more, shall we?
C.) He repeats the question before he can think of something to say.
D.) That crazy girl! Although it's probably all editing.
E.) the one chick with the face that didn't move
F.) Are breast implants a prerequesite to be on the show?
And my prediction as the winner is... (drumroll please)...Tenley... the divorce' who's husband cheated on her, he's the only guys she's kissed (besides Jake last night) and the disney princess impersonater. They're perfect for each other, yes?
Let me know your thoughts.

3 comments:

  1. oh, by the way, I read that he's only 5'8" if that! so the one thing he had going for him (in my humble opinion) is kaput. Sorry to any vertically challenged men.

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  2. Does it make me a looser to comment on myself? Twice? haha...well, since no one is reading this, who cares. Another note about The Bachelor: OTWOL...don't read Realitysteve.com unless you want to know the final 4 girls, who Jake picks, and the "reality" of this reality show. But, of course, I read it (prounce that past tense and present tense...they both work).

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  3. Yes it makes you a "looser" - Dara did you really misspell loser?!??!?!?!? LOSER!!!!

    Also I loved your run-down of Jake's ridiculousness. I didn't see him throw a football but I love that you guys asked for Leon's opinion. He was probably "oh HELLLLLLL no"...
    that's what I would've said anyway.

    Vienna needs to GO!!!!

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