How do I do this?

Let's see...My first attempt at a blog. Where to begin? First off, I think I must mention I love ellipses... they're great...so get used to it :) And I'll try not to overdo the sideways smiley face.
Well, if you don't already know, I'm a "stay-at-home" mom (but, really, I don't like to stay at home most days). I have 2 kids and a wonderful husband. (well, most of the time..let's be honest here). I used to teach middle school English, but don't judge my grammar and especially spelling because of that. I've been at home with two small children for the last 5 1/2 years. Cut me some slack. *confession* I just spelled grammar wrong! Thank goodness for the squiggly red line and the right mouse button. Why did I start a blog you ask? Hmm, I'm thinking it may help me get more things accomplished? I've just started reading blogs from really crafty moms and it's ignited my need to visit Michael's lately. So, I'm thinking if I say I'm going to attempt something in writing, I will more likely get it done. That's assuming I get any "followers." Another reason is I feel like a bad mother for not recording every little mile stone the kids have done. This, I think, will be a record keeper of sorts that I'll like to look back on when my babies are all grown. Dangit, I should have started this sooner. I will credit myself for at least taking several thousand pictures. My two kid's lives are recorded in still frame, at least, if not in words.
So, I'm thinking this blog will mostly be about what I do on a daily basis, funny kid stories, some attempt at sewing/crafting, and my thoughts on the stupid reality shows I find myself sucked into watching (to the dismay of my husband). Anyone ready for cheesy Jake to be the next bachelor? Ugh..I can't believe they chose him?! But, of course, I'll watch it if not just to make fun of it. American Idol is another of my favs..though it's been waning the last couple of years...hopefully with the addition of Ellen, It'll perk my interest again. To be seen...
Ok..now to figure out how to add pictures... Until next time...